I want to have your abortion
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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