my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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