Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
