Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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