I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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