I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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