best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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