ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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