If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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