perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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