You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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