i don't like sucking hair
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
