do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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