On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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