after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
that may or may not have been my penis.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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