Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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