i just google imaged poop.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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