she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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