Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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