whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I need moral support for this bender
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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