Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Bring me that man meat
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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