This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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