She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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