I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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