i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
