Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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