: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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