I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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