hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
