If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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