so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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