Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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