if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
A bitchslap is in order.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
