if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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