I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
