Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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