I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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