You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
