Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
now i know why i became what i already was.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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