fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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