I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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