you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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