She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is Oprah even human
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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