Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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