All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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