The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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