im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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