Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she smelled like a LAN party
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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