Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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