TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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