Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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